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+4dirtydawg10 jsorensen Mostlycichlids Wyomingite 8 posters | Author | Message |
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Age : 56 Location : Wonderful Windy Wyoming Humor : "I drank what?" - Socrates Favorite Fish : I won't choose and ya can't make me!
| Subject: The Power of a Badge . . . Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:45 pm | |
| A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Wyoming, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher says, “Okay, but do not go in that pasture over there,” as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. “See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish . . . on any land . . . at any time. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?” The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher’s big Hereford bull . . . With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he’ll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs . . . “Your badge. Show him your BADGE!” | |
| | | Mostlycichlids Cichlid Specialist
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Age : 44 Location : New Mexico USA Favorite Fish : Jaguar Cichlid
| Subject: Re: The Power of a Badge . . . Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:47 pm | |
| That is excellent....LOL | |
| | | jsorensen Member
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Age : 30 Location : St. Louis Favorite Fish : Plakat Betta
| Subject: Re: The Power of a Badge . . . Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:32 pm | |
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| | | dirtydawg10 Global Moderator
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Age : 52 Location : Connecticut Favorite Fish : Severum
| Subject: Re: The Power of a Badge . . . Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:15 am | |
| Nice one Ivan | |
| | | Celticwraith FWM Graphic Designer
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Age : 57 Location : Ontario, Canada Humor : Some times! Favorite Fish : All the ones I have.
| Subject: Re: The Power of a Badge . . . Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:16 pm | |
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| | | Grumpa Master Profiler
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Age : 52 Location : cichlid world Humor : Not often Favorite Fish : tanganikian
| Subject: Re: The Power of a Badge . . . Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:28 pm | |
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| | | mahemaheman85 Member
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Age : 39 Location : Washington Favorite Fish : vics
| Subject: Re: The Power of a Badge . . . Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:07 pm | |
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| | | worknfool Member
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Age : 125 Location : Just waitin' for Atlas to shrug Humor : Politician falls in a manhole and dies...just as a Favorite Fish : Rockfish stuffed with crab imperial, mmm mmm good! Or maybe a big ole wet mackerel smackin' the crap out of Ms. Speaker's botoxed face...
Oh, you meant in my aquarium. Corys, angels, GBR's, plecos, guppies, swords, goldfish, koi, loaches, mollies, discus, apistos, most tetras, some barbs...how about a list of the ones that I don't like. It would only be ones that I don't have...yet.
| Subject: Re: The Power of a Badge . . . Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:47 am | |
| I freakin' love that. I gotta get me a bull... | |
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