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Wyomingite Fish Wrangler
Posts : 1781
Age : 56 Location : Wonderful Windy Wyoming Humor : "I drank what?" - Socrates Favorite Fish : I won't choose and ya can't make me!
| Subject: Who Needs Males? Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:09 am | |
| Asexual reproduction in the Komodo dragon. 'Tis a good thing for us guys human females can't do this... WYite | |
| | | worknfool Member
Posts : 43
Age : 125 Location : Just waitin' for Atlas to shrug Humor : Politician falls in a manhole and dies...just as a Favorite Fish : Rockfish stuffed with crab imperial, mmm mmm good! Or maybe a big ole wet mackerel smackin' the crap out of Ms. Speaker's botoxed face...
Oh, you meant in my aquarium. Corys, angels, GBR's, plecos, guppies, swords, goldfish, koi, loaches, mollies, discus, apistos, most tetras, some barbs...how about a list of the ones that I don't like. It would only be ones that I don't have...yet.
| Subject: Re: Who Needs Males? Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:37 pm | |
| Are you suggesting that we'd be over run with chillin's, or does this have some other more sinister meaning...no question, they are all sisters.
Coupl'a months back wife number last tells me to order some seafood from a local C/O. She then proceeds to talk in my ear the whole time that I'm trying to do as told. The poor kid takin' the order was real busy and I have to keep apologizing for asking her to hold while I check with the boss to make sure that I'm doing what she wanted. This takes many minutes more than necessary if it were a typical male to male transaction. Finally she approves and the kid asks me whose name to put on the order. I dutifully respond "Dumbass".
She thinks I'm kiddin' but I assure her that that in fact is my legal name and that my wife was right next to me if any verification was required. 30 minutes later I'm in a crowded C/O to pick up my order when the poor bugger from the steam room comes out and calls my name, "Order up for a...Mr. Dumas" - as if I'd written The Three Musketeers . I look around and realize that I am the only man there amongst about ten female patrons so I decide to play it out and wait for him to call two more times. Finally I pipe up..."do you mean dumbass...'cuz that's me...my wife sent me?"
Immediately every woman in the room turned and gave each other that kind of knowing look that you long married men recognize in an instant, because you see it every day. They don't think that we see it, 'cuz the smart ones that are allowed to live keep quiet, but we do, and we realize that you think we're as dumb as dirt...but that's just because we really aren't.
Everybody got a good chuckle and as the embarrassed fellow handed me the bag he gave me a sympathetic kind of smile and a shrug as he admitted "don't feel bad pal, my wife would have had the order marked for Dumb F&%*."
Yeah, they're aaallll sisters. | |
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Age : 28 Favorite Fish : Right now, any fish I own.
| Subject: Re: Who Needs Males? Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:54 pm | |
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| | | Wyomingite Fish Wrangler
Posts : 1781
Age : 56 Location : Wonderful Windy Wyoming Humor : "I drank what?" - Socrates Favorite Fish : I won't choose and ya can't make me!
| Subject: Re: Who Needs Males? Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:05 am | |
| LOL. Nah, I'm suggestin' they'd get rid of us all. I'm assumig ya did connect to the link under asexual.
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| | | Celticwraith FWM Graphic Designer
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Age : 57 Location : Ontario, Canada Humor : Some times! Favorite Fish : All the ones I have.
| Subject: Re: Who Needs Males? Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:55 pm | |
| LOL...........They probably would get rid of use, then all hell would break loose, because they would start on each other instead of us men and then look out. | |
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