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Wyomingite
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PostSubject: Stuttering Kitty...   Stuttering Kitty... EmptyTue Apr 06, 2010 12:54 pm
My Old Man just emailed me this one:


FROM THE MOUTH OF A CHILD...YOU NEVER KNOW.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," A little girl raises her hand. saying, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary," the little girl said,

"It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!"

The teacher had to leave the room!
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PostSubject: Re: Stuttering Kitty...   Stuttering Kitty... EmptyTue Apr 06, 2010 4:24 pm
lol! That was a good one!
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PostSubject: Re: Stuttering Kitty...   Stuttering Kitty... EmptyTue Apr 06, 2010 8:55 pm
LMAO...nice one!
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PostSubject: Re: Stuttering Kitty...   Stuttering Kitty... EmptyTue Apr 06, 2010 10:09 pm
:rofl:
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PostSubject: Re: Stuttering Kitty...   Stuttering Kitty... EmptyWed Apr 07, 2010 10:39 pm
I don't care who ya are, dat right thar is funny...
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