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Wyomingite
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PostSubject: Re: Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random   Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random - Page 27 EmptySat Feb 06, 2010 1:40 am

Redneck Woman wrote:
I just gotta say this............................

Taxtime sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


God Bless America!!
:veteran:

Well, it's a PITA, but I have enuff deductions that I always end up gettin' somethin' back, so I can't say it sucks too bad, myself.

WYite
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PostSubject: Re: Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random   Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random - Page 27 EmptyMon Feb 08, 2010 12:29 pm

Don't kid yourself Wyite...even when you get money back it only means you loaned the government your money interest free for a year and you're just getting your overpayment back. You still paid your share. Every week is taxtime for me...just look at the deductions on your paycheck every week and you'll know what I mean.
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PostSubject: Re: Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random   Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random - Page 27 EmptyMon Feb 08, 2010 12:40 pm

True dat!
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PostSubject: Re: Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random   Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random - Page 27 EmptyMon Feb 08, 2010 6:30 pm

Yep :#@*!:
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PostSubject: Re: Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random   Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random - Page 27 EmptyMon Feb 08, 2010 6:45 pm

Same here in Canada, I'm surprised both countries haven't figured out how to tax us for every breath we take.
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PostSubject: Re: Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random   Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random - Page 27 EmptyWed Feb 10, 2010 5:33 pm

I hate car insurance companies!!!! No tickets, accidents and they keep raising the price. And canceling the policy is made to be as big a pain in the ass as possible!

That my rant for the month.


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PostSubject: Re: Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random   Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random - Page 27 EmptyWed Feb 10, 2010 8:12 pm

Makes you wonder what they do with the money from people who never file a claim. I think that if you don't file a claim within so many years of being a customer you should get a refund. It's all a bunch of bullshit if you ask me. I understand why you should have it, I just don't understand why the government can't step in and say, "Hey no more getting rich off the poor man!"
Okay i'm through.lol
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:agree1:
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PostSubject: Re: Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random   Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random - Page 27 EmptyThu Feb 11, 2010 7:14 pm

Ok sense we are on politics, I think the little stimulus packages every 5 years or so are bs. There are roughly 300 million people in America alone. I say they give everyone 1 million dollars, I am sure that would stimulate the economy and would also give everyone a fresh start. Also would be much cheaper than giving just one bank billions of dallars...as they have done.
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PostSubject: Re: Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random   Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random - Page 27 EmptyThu Feb 11, 2010 7:26 pm

I like it! We did the same up here in Canada, only just with the auto industry, and if they would have given me just a couple hundred thousand I would have gone out and bought a new car, TV, and done more home renovations.
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What I couldn't do with a million dollars!! I could account for all of it too if needed! But you know you would have to count it as income and they would tax the hell out of it before you get it and then they would tax it again at tax time......

My thought is that if they couldn't do that for us they should at least cut our armed forces men and women a nice check and also all the veterans. They deserve some respect for what they have done for our country. :veteran:

And let's not forget all those wonderful wives that are married to marines. I think they deserve a nice check too!!! :muah: (that would be me) Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random   Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random - Page 27 EmptyFri Feb 12, 2010 5:28 pm

uh hu, seen that coming redneck woman!
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PostSubject: Re: Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random   Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random - Page 27 EmptyMon Aug 08, 2011 12:09 am

Had to go dig this thread up.

A blonde goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps for her Christmas cards. The clerk asks, "what denomination?" And the blond replies "God help us, Has it come to this?
Give me 22 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian,10 Lutheran, and 6 Baptists."
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PostSubject: Re: Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random   Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random - Page 27 EmptyMon Aug 08, 2011 12:32 am

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home..'

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.
The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big.

She'll read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.


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PostSubject: Re: Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random   Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random - Page 27 EmptyMon Aug 08, 2011 4:18 pm

lol...good ones!!
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PostSubject: Re: Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random   Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random - Page 27 EmptyThu Sep 15, 2011 7:29 pm

It's too quite here, time for a laugh.

Two wives go out for girls night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties the other grabbed a wreath off a grave. The next morning one husband called the other and said "no more girls night out! my wife came back with no panties." the other husband said "you think that's bad? mine came back with a card in her crack that read 'from all of us at the fire station... we'll never forget you
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PostSubject: Re: Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random   Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random - Page 27 EmptyThu Sep 15, 2011 7:33 pm

Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse", he mumbles. "Are my testicles black?" Nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand & his testicles in the other, ...she takes a close look & says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir." Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly, "Thanks for that, it was lovely, but listen very very carefully. "Are-my-test-re-sults-back?"
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PostSubject: Re: Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random   Longest thread in FWM Random of the Random - Page 27 EmptySat Sep 17, 2011 10:56 pm

Funny RW, good to have some humorous threads!!!
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:rofl:
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